Now Accepting Applications

Keep in mind this poem was written when I was 18 in 2008 and felt like moving on from a relationship that went sour. I was "Now Accepting Applications".... and always until a man wed mi up.

Its that time again
When my staff is insufficient
Actually, a lil less than insufficient
It's more like non-existent

I have no one in that position
The most important one to be filled
Duties include running errands
Ranging from boring to extra thrilled

Yes, the sign is now up.
The big "Now Hiring" here
Just take an application
And fill it out with care

Don't write to please me
Nor write to simply fill in blanks
Be truthful on the form
'Cause honesty isn't stored in banks

Start at the top of the page
Your REAL and complete name please
Include birth date and social security
And don't forget, include any disease

All of the above are necessary
All of the above I need
If you don't provide ALL info
I will discard it and it I'll never read

I'm sorry to inform you
This job must go unpaid
If you are lucky to get the position
Love and memories will be our trade

What position is open?
Why is this application so important to send?
I'm asking single Males age 20 and up
How'd you like to be my full-time Boyfriend?


2008
*Poem by Lex*

P.S. the minimum age for applicants is always 2 years above my current age. :)